DREW ANDREWS' PATH TO THE STARS ✨ is a 32-part, web-based,
side-splitting satire that rips on the self-help industry starring
DREW ANDREWS - "spiritual concierge" to Auckland's beautiful
IN DREWS' WORDS...
I've come a long way since working as the entertainment manager
at Rainbow's End Theme Park (57kms to be exact) to my
gottage-cum-studio in beautiful Orewa, North Auckland. It's here,
that YOU will help me realize what is set to be nothing short of a
In my show, I'll cover everything from 'Rebirthing' to 'Choosing
the right name' to 'Should you go on diet that killed it's
creator?' as we take our first baby-steps along your own PATH TO
That's right. I'm going to make you all the STARS of your own
lives, as opposed to the bit players you all are now.
If we reach our modest goal of $2000 you will be enjoying 32
colourful 3-4 minute episodes, along with a veritable tsunami of
extra features within a very, very short two months.
If we don't reach it…. Well, let's just say that the universe has
a way of dealing with incredibly selfish people. The name Bill
Cosby ring a bell??
No one knows STARS like Drew Andrews™. Three months working at
Rainbow's End as their talent booker got me rubbing shoulders with
an assortment of auckland's Glitteratti✨ from Patsy Rigger to
Double J and Twice the T.
You must understand for an only child™ to a solo mum in
Papatoetoe the whole thing felt like a dream. I was able to closely
observe and really work out what made these fascinating people tick
and what gave them the ability to control all the people around
In fact, I think "planets" would be a much, much better name
than "stars"✨ to describe these people, because they almost do seem
to exert a gravitational pull. Oh, they would shine alright, but in
my memory, they will always be a group of pullers.
And a puller is exactly what you will be by the end of my
ground-breaking 32-episode course, to be released 2x a week on
YouTube▶️ and an assortment of platforms. I'm an instafreak! Coz
let's be honest, in the sad, cheap, decile 1 school pageant that is
currently your lives, most of you are the equivalent of 'the second
tree from the left. It's time to step forward and be the STAR.
Shot in my Orewa gottage the set-up will be very simple, to draw
all the attention to me.
Think a spiritual version of the news, complete with me behind a
lovely desk and a pretty set where I'll deliver it to you
'straight' (Or as straight as I can manage).
Every episode will feature an infectious new lesson that I'll
deliver with the expected insight and clarity of someone who's
spent years at the coal-face working with desperately miserable
people like yourselves. With a few short minutes I'll leave you
plenty to think about. It might be a "quickie", but even a quickie
can have life changing ramifications. Ask your mother if you don't
We are a small and very, very experienced team including my
manager, Web Debber former psychic who was the queen of the RSA
circuit (but who is conveniently visiting her daughter on the Gold
Coast and just informed me she won't be helping. I hope your
spirit-guide farts in your bloody face Webby!).
I've developed a symbiotic relationship with a lovely editor
named Rajneel Singh who tells me he edited on "Find Me A Maori
And then there's professional turd polisher Dane Giraud who
wrote for "Jimi Jackson" and on "Maori Bride", but came to me via a
WINZ arts course (we all have ups and downs people). Anyhooo,
you're in good hands when it comes to how star-tastic my show will
HOW YOU CAN HELP
Only YOU can make this show happen. We're asking for a humble
$2000 in order to complete my gottage studio and to pay for the
editing and we've given ourselves a short MONTH to achieve
That's right ✊
Only $2000 stands between us releasing this amazing show out
into the ether. Boosted is an all-or-nothing platform, meaning that
if we don't reach our target in 30 days, we won't receive a single
To help us even further - please share this page with all your
networks I'll be reminding you every chance I get over the month.
Keep your eyes open for updates, personal stories, motivational
posts and daily provocations that will teach you more about me and
Remember, people can only give their support if they know about
me. So, please help us spread the word! And dig deep!
Because karma is a real bitch!
YouTube: Drew Andrews Path To The Stars
SUCCESS (AND AN EXTENSION TO OUR CAMPAIGN)
4 DAYS AGO
���� SUCCESS ���� SUCCESS ���� SUCCESS
We made our goal of $2000 ���� ���� (Yay You!) ��������with ����️ to spare
which means 'Drew Andrews' Path To The Stars' - my 30 part
web-series - is ALL GO ���� If ever there was a sign the world wants
- no, NEEDS - Drew this is it ������������
My gottage-to-studio make-over has started too. I've already had
a few men in this morning.
It's all been so EXCITING my inner spirit-animal let out an
almighty YELP right in the middle of a conversation with a builder
���� (my spirit animal is a red panda btw ����).
We still have 2 weeks to go on the campaign, so we've set have a
BRAND-NEW GOAL of $1000 ���� which, if we get it, will be used
• The creation of GRAPHICS that will lift
our episodes at least 3 attainment levels.
• PUBLICITY. A kitty that we'll use to BOOST
VIDEOS, so we can create the largest audience possible is going to
be key to the overall success of the show.
SHARE my posts and videos to friends of yours who haven't
DONATED and SPREAD THE WORD. And to those of you yet to DONATE take
this as a reprieve with which to balance your KARMIC LEDGER ����
DREWS' CORNER (UPDATE #1)
1 WEEK AGO
At the time of writing this update (that’ll be the equinox between Virgo rising and Rosh Chodesh 🌕 for the newbies among you) we’ve made an incredible 95% of our funding goal. I’ve got your deeply moving generosity to thank for that. And your gratitude…
You clearly know what side your bread is buttered on. 🍞
Why a bread metaphor, Drew?
Because we still need some dough, don’t we? 5% more, in fact, to reach our target which I’m sure we’ll do. And when we do you’ll hear the corks ricocheting around my gottage in Orewa, let me tell you that for free! 🍾🍾🍾
The campaign hasn’t been without its scrapes and scandals. We recently had a demon scare 👿 (see video below) that most of you managed to pirouette around.
You like your close calls, don’t you?
But, that blip aside, you’ve been wonderful, and we’re already putting the show you’ve helped pay for together. 32 enlightening episodes, to be released 2x per week (along with bonus content) to be released in late April, that will completely revolutionize your personal relationships by giving you total control over the people around you.
And why not?
You deserve it.
But only if you DONATE. We’re not there yet. And you’ll hear no complaints from me if we were to exceed our modest goal.
That’ll just mean the show gets a little more je ne sais quoi (more on that later) ….
Drew Andrews 🙏