More women should be on stage
We have a stage for said women
We have women to put on said stage
It costs lots of money to put said women on said stage in
We don't have money to put said women on said stage in
We would like some money so that we have money to put said women
on said stage in Auckland
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Did you know if your nipples are brown, you're good at oral sex?
And there's not as much grip in a super-slim pantyliner as there is
in the hair between your thighs.
Brand new company, Bits and Pieces Ensemble, presents FLAPS
(Basement Theatre Aug 23-27). FLAPS is a wild devised exploration
of what it is like to be a cis-gendered, vagina-laden female. Fear
failure, fear success, jealousy, competitiveness. Diva cups,
masturbation, ingrown hairs, clit celebration. Mother -daughter
relationships, wondering when to shave our bits. Discharge, wrong
hole, cross your legs don't show your soul. FLAPS celebrates the
vagina in all its visceral gore and glory.
FLAPS was birthed from a desire to find more space for women and
women's stories on the stage combined with a strong ethos of
collaboration among as many female creatives as possible.
Although this piece has already been supported entirely through
donations of both time and resource thus far, we still need some
cold-hard cash for things like nails and duct tape and sheets to
make our vagina puppet.
I'll show you mine (show) if you show me yours (money)
Dates: 23-27 August
Venue: Basement Theatre
Tickets: $18 - $20
Bookings: www.basementtheatre.co.nz or phone iTicket 09 361